Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale

  • Title: Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale
  • Author: J.A. Kazimer
  • ISBN: 9780758269126
  • Page: 295
  • Format: Paperback
  • ✓ Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale ↠ J.A. Kazimer - Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale, Curses A F ked Up Fairytale I m no hero In fact up until a couple of days ago I was the villain Kidnapped maidens scared kids stole magic tchotchkes until I got into a little scrape with the union Now I m cursed with the wor
    ✓ Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale ↠ J.A. Kazimer - Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale, Curses A F ked Up Fairytale I m no hero In fact up until a couple of days ago I was the villain Kidnapped maidens scared kids stole magic tchotchkes until I got into a little scrape with the union Now I m cursed with the wor

    • ✓ Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale ↠ J.A. Kazimer
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    Curses! A F**ked Up Fairytale

    About J.A. Kazimer


    1. J.A Kazimer is a writer living in Denver, CO.When she isn t looking for the perfect place to hide the bodies, she spends her time surrounded by cats with attitude and a little puppy named Killer Other hobbies include murdering houseplants After years of slacking, she received a master s degree in forensic psychology, which she promptly ignored and started writing novels In addition to studying the criminal mind, Kazimer spent a few years spilling drinks on people as a bartender and then wasted another few years stalking people while working as a private investigator in the Denver area You can find her online at jakazimers.Links jakazimerfacebook JulieAKazimertwitter jakazimer


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    1. Among other things, this book is aptly titled, because let s face it and get this out of the way right now this isn t your mother s fairy tale Is that a bad thing Hell no Sure, the antics are a bit outrageous at times, but one definition of good comedy is that it resides in the extremes, and there are plenty of extremes to be had I could give you a play by play, but you should enjoy it for yourself the first time, without me spoiling most of the fun for you And there is fun to be had if, like th [...]

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    2. Soospite my prolonged absence from GR, I m not dead And to celebrate that fact, this is my first review in awhile I wish it could have been a slightly positive review, but one takes the cards one s been dealt, I guess.I picked this book because I m a big fan of authors Jasper Fforde and at times Christopher Moore I include them in the same list because their books tend to have very irreverent attitudes, yet somehow manage to wallop you with actual plot and character developments at the end, and [...]

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    3. Disclaimer I begged Julie for an advance copy, which she sent to me It s pumpkin orange.Okay, think of the books that you quote Not books of literature, but the ones where you grab nearby passers by and say, Wait, wait, listen to this and then read something sly and witty and look at them expectantly Now, because these people are most likely thinking about a getting away from you or b sex, they re usually not impressed However, once in a rare while, you run into someone who CAN QUOTE THE NEXT LI [...]

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    4. Review Courtesy of Dark Faerie TalesQuick Dirty A raunchy mix of childhood fairy tales with very adult language and content.Opening Sentence A delivery kid stood in front of me in the pastel hallway of my four story walk up on the edge of the Easter Village.The Review Finally, a book that lives up to its title F ed up doesn t even begin to adequately describe all of the high jinks in this book of fairy tale fallacies It turns all the things we think we know about our beloved fairy tale character [...]

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    5. The book was not NEARLY as entertaining as the description made it sound I went into it expecting a humorous book that would make me laugh out loud with references and satire Instead I had a couple of ha, cute moments and that was about it The story itself was an interesting take on the twisted fairy tale , emphasis on the twisted It is told from the viewpoint of RJ, a fairy tale villain who has had his villain privileges revoked RJ is cursed to only do nice things because the Villain Union deem [...]

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    6. You guyse title of this bookI can t I freaking love it This f ed up fairy tale follows RJ, a top villian currently cursed with being nice So when a beautiful damsel in distress asks for help solving her sister s murder, RJ has no choice but to put his villainous ways behind him and help the princess out RJ can you guess which Disney villian he is our protagonist, was pretty wonderful Bemoaning his lack of villainous ability, he fights the title of hero until the very end His adoration of Asia, o [...]

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    7. You can tell by the title this isn t your average fairy tale Curses tells the twisted tale of RJ, a disgraced villain forced into doing good when the villain s union puts him on leave He s a bad boy who can t say no, especially to Asia, the not so ugly stepsister to Cinderella.Cinderella s been whacked by a devious bluebird and the crosstown Fairy Second Street bus Asia wants to know whodunit, and RJ might want to help her even if he wasn t cursed The redhead s lips curved into a frown, which on [...]

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    8. How many times can an author write the word villian before it becomes an annoying noise How many times can a main character black out before we should start worrying about brain damage J.A Kazimer tried so very hard to be witty and raunchy, but I found myself rolling my eyes any time RJ and Asia were alone The sexy scenes read like cheap Janet Evanovich, and I actually like her Stephanie Plum series Make no mistake, the story is pretty decent, but I give this only one star because parts of it we [...]

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    9. This is not your typical fairy tale Oh but it is hilarious When RJ thought he ate Asia, I couldn t stop laughing If you want a funny spin on a fairy tale, you ll enjoy this book.

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    10. RJ comes home to find a not so ugly stepsister sitting in his chair, munching on his food She has mistaken RJ for someone else, and asks him to help her uncover who killed Cinderella RJ has no choice but to help He is a villain, but the union took his card, and he cannot do anything villainous, but he isn t the only one with a curse He goes with Asia, the not so ugly princess to her father s kingdom, and to find out who killed Cinderella.As the title suggests this is a comedy told in the eyes of [...]

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    11. A Mystifying Jaunt Into an Enchanted World If you think you know all there is to know about the Fairy Tale and Nursery Rhyme characters you loved as a child think again When Cinderella is run over and killed by a bus in New Never city while trying to rescue a bluebird straying into traffic, her Step Sister Asia, enlists the help of villain R J , better known as Rumple Stiltskin to leave no stone unturned in finding Cindi s murderer Ordinarily, this wouldn t be a problem, but R.J is a villain, no [...]

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    12. I saw this book on and immediately knew it would be something I would enjoy It starts out with Cinderella being killed and her step sister going to ask a famous detective to solve the case What she does not know is that the famous detective has moved and now a not so nice guy lives in his old apartment Good news is he has to play nice To me this is one of those mysteries that is filled with snarky humor, innuendo, and is just so funny you forget that there has been a murder It combines adult hum [...]

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    13. When it comes to this book I really don t know what to say It started off a little rocky but I am happy that I hung with it This book is funny taking and putting a twist on all of your childhood fairy tales in a way you didn t think possible The plot is a little bit of here there and everywhere as you try to figure out who is up to what and the book is a tad bit on the demented side If you are looking for a good laugh, maybe a dumb laugh but a laugh regardless, this is your book Who knew that th [...]

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    14. I really loved this book As has anyone I ve recomended it to A dark twist parody of the classical fairytale Dark humor and a villain forced to be a hero as the hero No spoilers though Read it I m forewer greatfull to the bookshop owner who tipped me of to the existence of this f ked up fairy tale I hope J.A Kazimer will write twisted humorous fairytales

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    15. Eh 2.5 stars Not nearly as amusing as I had hoped for It takes a while to get into Once you do, I guess it s an okay story You can picture the crazy stuff going on, so I guess I have to give the author something for that The very beginning is a little over descriptive though Overall, I would not read this book again I don t think I would read another of this author s books that is of a similar nature I m not even sure if I would recommend this book to anyone else.

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    16. The book was alright, definitely funny It was a great twist to fairy tale s that we all know and love My only problem with the book is that it didn t captivate me like i would have expected The characters were hard to get into and felt like there was a lot of rambling on and not really getting anywhere in the story.Overall i enjoyed the book I will never be able to read watch Cinderella and other fairy tale s in the same way again.

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    17. I m embarrassed by how long it took me to read this book I think it actually might have to do with the fact that it wasn t very good so there was little incentive to pick it up to read The characters were not likeable, the storyline was silly, the ending was formulaic I can t think of a redeeming quality.

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    18. Interesting take on a fairy tale All the characters we knew as a kid grown up to be dirty minded adults I was laughing within the first few lines And up until the end wasn t truly sure I knew who did it.

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    19. Justd Sophomoric, poorly characterized, and with indiscernible action I can t think of a negative adjective that doesn t apply.

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    20. 3.5 stars Review to come.

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    21. Just read the first few pages with the Google Preview I want this book update finally read this book and ended up disappointed.got old real fast and the ending was messy and forced.

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    22. This book was very pun ny It had me laughing quite a lot.

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    23. Absolutely entertaining, incredibly clever twists on fairytales and nursery rhymes Not for everyone, but those who appreciate campy, over the top humor and word play should like it Pure mind candy.

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    24. Hm This book is exactly like Shrek But if Shrek is fun, this one is creepy, with not very funny 12 year old boy s humor Not for me.

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    25. It tries too hard to be funny with word play a lot of which is already dated at the expense of the plot, and, even while stating right in the title how it means to be offensive, it crosses the line a lot from just crass to flat out mean and insulting.

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    26. Terrible Terse writing, flat and or inconsistent characterization, no substance whatever This has been done before by far talented writers.

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    27. Originally posted on BunnyCates My Thoughts In this story, the main character RJ has been put on leave by the evil Villain Union and cursed to do good Which as you can guess, for a villain, is torture When Asia, Cinderella s stepsister, shows up and mistakes RJ for the famous inspector Sherlock his curse renders him unable to deny her request for help She is there seeking the famous inspector to help her find Cinderella s murderer All hilariousness ensues.I loved the plot, there was a hella lott [...]

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    28. OMG, this book was PHENOMENAL I have never laughed so much or so hard in my life You have not read a fairytale until you have read it done by J.A Kazimer She takes fairytales to a whole new level I am now a die hard fan of Ms Kazimer Any F cked Up Fairytale she wants to tell I will so be there to read it.RJ is the biggest, baddest villain there is, too bad he is cursed See RJ is being punished by the Villians Union so now he is cursed to be nice until he can get re instated to the union With not [...]

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    29. First I want to thank Sharon Belcastro for introducing me to this book for review Next I want to say WOW J.A Kazimer WOW I am use to the princess s getting all the attention but in this book J.A Kazimer turns the tables as the Not so ugly Step Sister s known as Asia is determined to find the one responsible for murdering Cinderella Now I know what you must be thinking SOMEONE KILLED CINDERELLA But that is all part of the plot for J.A Kazimer s story In order to find the murderer Asia goes and se [...]

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